lördag 2 maj 2015

Jackalopes introduction; Lepus Cornutus Invictus

Traditional rabbit song from Smilitass, West Virginia
Where´s the way the shades are walking?
Where´s the feet that crushed the cleavestones?
Are you asking
What´s that thunder
Rolling in the caves and caverns?
I am urged, yes forced to tell you
Of the rivers and the grottos
Of the fierce-proud jackalopes

They are in the deep of cosmos
Under borderworld Xibalba
They are skull-flames in the darkness
Lighters of the smoke and builders
Of the pylons and the great roads
That leads from here into hereafter
By the shores of river Lethe
In the mountains, near the forest
Betwixt the dream cave and the danger
Of the deep-steep walls of fire
In the house of shades and ladies
Horns of fire, ears of heart-smoke
Steps held windward, will-hearts flaring
Teeth to cut the ancient demons
The sound of thunder all beneath us
Is the stomping of their laughter
Rebounding from shaman to scrivener
Of the fierce-proud jackalopes
Hear me sing the song of legends
And the hope of the departed

Chapter zero; the sermon of the mall

Although the man was eager to get home as soon as possible after a frankly terrible day at work he could not help but leaf through the little book somebody had left on the shelf just beside the vegetables. It seemed to be some sort of comic deciphering a man dying. The man in the comic was confidently saying I know there is nothing beyond here; you are DEAD and that is IT. I have always believed that!. It then showed the man awakening in shock in some sort of dark realm, lost and panicking. He fell from a cliff as he blindly stumbled and fell into a flowing river of sharp scissors. WHY did no one warn me of THIS!?” he said with accusation to the reader as he was cut apart. It was so silly, yet so grotesque in its cartoonish simpleness, that the man reading could not help but continue to read out of a sense of morbid curiosity.

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It is said that the only place of the underworld mortals can enter is the dream cave. Shamans like to say that only they know the road to that cave and bring back hidden wisdom, but it is not true in the slightest. Like a priest that try to monopolize spirituality, or worse, make it into a general sort of hoppityhop of beliefs where anything goes. You shall avoid them all like the pain of the myxomatosis! Wait, that is a curse fit for a rabbit, and you are a human (I think…you can never be too sure nowadays!) The point I was making is that anybody can access the underworld and the dream cave. You enter them when you dream, of course.
Do not expect to learn anything of value, though. Maybe the shamans and priests were right after all…work experience do pay off, in spiritual as well as mundane matters! And the way to see the underworld is to die, needless to say, so you will definitely enter that place at some point, good for you!

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Everything was crooked and strange, and she gasped for breath. What was going on?
Hurry, hurry! Hurry and wake up, get a doctor quick!” he was shaking her violently, making her head crack and her view become even more crooked.
Stop, you fool” she thought.
You are just making it worse!”
Despite her predicament, she smiled up at him and closed her eyes. That a simple after-training walk could go so wrong…And to add insult to injury this had been her chance to finally exchange silver for gold!

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Four thousand and four hundred years is a very long time, or at least it is as long as you are alive. But the more time you experience, the less a year seems (especially if those are years of pure bliss and peace). And what is four thousand years, after all? The universe, our universe, is after all about 14 billion years old. Thinking about such great spans of time is like looking into an abyss, giving you both a headache and a fearful sense of vertigo, for such amounts of time are more than we can grasp. Mortals prefer to think about time in smaller measures, but those in the otherworlds do not.
Oh, we study and measure time easily enough, they are after all nothing more than just more big numbers, but we can't truly FEEL them. We all know what a second, a minute, an hour, an week or a year feels like; a million (or 14 billion) years is beyond all human experience. But there are actually beings that have lived for that long, and longer still. One of these beings is Tymor, normally called The Silvercrowned One after the light that emanates from the head of Tymor. Tymor is the deity and creator of the hare and rabbits. If you asked Tymor from where it had come from, Tymor would laugh and claim to have pulled itself out of a hat long ago. This, however, is just a answer stemming from god´s unwillingness to answer the questions that truly matter.
What then, about the demons? Well, nobody seems to know that, exactly. Research has been made, but nothing in the land of mortals, the underworld or the otherworlds seem to be able to explain how they came about. The only one who claims to know is the hell-god Tanas, and he is extremely hard to get a hold of for a little one-on-one talk. The general consensus is that the demons come from somewhere beyond these realms, otherwise known as the borderworld of Xibalba, although even this is uncertain.

Anyway, that is really not what I wanted to talk about. This is not even the true start of the story, but rather an introduction to get you into the mood. The source of all evil, the demons and devils in this world may be inexplicable, but the source of goodness is not! This story is about one of the most selfless and good organizations there are. Every day they put themselves in danger, their very souls being the stake, for the sake of everyone. And this is quite ironic, since you cannot even be saved by them until after you have died! Confused? I am naturally talking about the jackalopes!

Link to chapter one:
http://www.tymorthetrickster.com/Jchapter1.html

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